tag:asylum.blog.co.uk,2009-11-10:/What boredom does to a crazy person.MokoFeed2009-11-10T05:15:41+01:00tag:asylum.blog.co.uk,2006-08-08:/2006/08/08/a_few_musician_jokes~1024025/Raivyn2006-08-08T20:10:18+02:002006-08-08T20:10:18+02:00 <p>How can you tell when the drum riser is level?<br> Drool is running out both sides of the drummer's mouth.</p> <p>What happened when the bass player locked his keys in the car?<br> It took the guitarist two hours to get out.</p> <p>What is "perfect pitch"?<br> When you toss an accordian into a toilet bowl without hitting the rim.</p> <p>Why do rock bands have roadies?<br> To act as interpreters for the drummer.</p> <p>If you're in a room with Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Kenny G, but you only have a gun with two bullets, what do you do?<br> Shoot yourself.</p> <p><i>(This one's for Dave..)</i><br> How do you improve the aerodynamics of a musician's car?<br> Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://asylum.blog.co.uk/2006/08/08/a_few_musician_jokes~1024025/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:asylum.blog.co.uk,2006-08-06:/2006/08/06/strange_fact~1017070/Raivyn2006-08-06T04:51:08+02:002006-08-06T04:51:08+02:00 <p>Slugs have 4 noses.</p> <p>..where and how?</p> <p><img src="http://www.xerces.org/Wings/photos/malone%20jumping%20slug.jpg" width="360" height="270"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://asylum.blog.co.uk/2006/08/06/strange_fact~1017070/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:asylum.blog.co.uk,2006-08-02:/2006/08/02/strange_fact~1009353/Raivyn2006-08-02T23:39:39+02:002006-08-02T23:39:39+02:00 <p>You can lose your driver's license in Athens, Greece for being "poorly dressed" or "unbathed."</p> <p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/38/114479007_55c95365f7_m.jpg" width="180" height="240"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://asylum.blog.co.uk/2006/08/02/strange_fact~1009353/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:asylum.blog.co.uk,2006-08-01:/2006/08/01/whoa~1004387/Raivyn2006-08-01T06:24:26+02:002006-08-01T06:24:26+02:00 <p>You know you're fucked up when you go to the fridge and fall on your ass because you thought you saw the towel hanging on the bathroom door move like it's going to attack you.. I think I have some sleep to catch up on. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://asylum.blog.co.uk/2006/08/01/whoa~1004387/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:asylum.blog.co.uk,2006-07-31:/2006/07/31/what_a_weekend~1003646/Raivyn2006-07-31T20:34:12+02:002006-07-31T20:34:12+02:00 <p>I think the picture says it all..<br> (Excuse the lighting issues. My phone doesn't do well in the dark.)</p> <p><img src="http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/9755/0101000000qo4.jpg" width="320" height="240"></p> <p>We didn't get home until 8 in the morning. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://asylum.blog.co.uk/2006/07/31/what_a_weekend~1003646/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:asylum.blog.co.uk,2006-07-28:/2006/07/28/strange_fact~994646/Raivyn2006-07-28T06:58:06+02:002006-07-28T06:58:56+02:00 <p>The average person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.</p> <p>So that's where all the trees are going..<br> Oh my god! You're wasting trees! You bastards!</p> <p><img src="http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/897/tpmt7.gif" width="400" height="411"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://asylum.blog.co.uk/2006/07/28/strange_fact~994646/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:asylum.blog.co.uk,2006-07-27:/2006/07/27/another_parking_lot_pic~993952/Raivyn2006-07-27T20:43:57+02:002006-07-27T20:43:57+02:00 <p>I was going through my pictures and found this one. That was an interesting night down in PA.. And we'll all be down there again Saturday night.</p> <p><img src="http://item.slide.com/i/uid=MGMChGGJBbqBuXh2Fq2HJvwoYOB6DyevZlR_mlFuqmYt-qJxiqZGshectxUfJsvOflAyztzljd0" width="500" height="375"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://asylum.blog.co.uk/2006/07/27/another_parking_lot_pic~993952/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:asylum.blog.co.uk,2006-07-27:/2006/07/27/strange_fact~991906/Raivyn2006-07-27T06:57:33+02:002006-07-27T06:57:33+02:00 <p>40,000 Americans are injured each year by toilets.</p> <p>What the hell? Is it because they're stupid, or just stupid? Come on, people.. look at how you're representing our country. It's not like the toilets jump around and try to kill us..</p> <p>Retards.</p> <p><img src="http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2415/toiletbg0.jpg" width="400" height="386"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://asylum.blog.co.uk/2006/07/27/strange_fact~991906/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:asylum.blog.co.uk,2006-07-26:/2006/07/26/it_s_a_microphone_stand_i_swear~991266/Raivyn2006-07-26T21:38:52+02:002006-07-27T06:46:38+02:00 <p>This is what happens when you have a large iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts and arrive at a club five hours before the show actually starts. You start acting like a dumbass and taking pictures in the parking lot.</p> <p><img src="http://item.slide.com/i/uid=N9Bwxd4hSi7NbeSg7Tw860x1U9TdsuadQxzWUSicKQLFZ7FDPU5M3kK5mXBMsMqc64yV8fNyGvo" width="320" height="240"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://asylum.blog.co.uk/2006/07/26/it_s_a_microphone_stand_i_swear~991266/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:asylum.blog.co.uk,2006-07-26:/2006/07/26/hey_you_myspace_bitches~990790/Raivyn2006-07-26T18:40:09+02:002006-07-26T19:39:52+02:00 <p>Add me up! You know you want to.<br> <a href="http://myspace.com/khm" title="Add me!">myspace.com/khm</a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://asylum.blog.co.uk/2006/07/26/hey_you_myspace_bitches~990790/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:asylum.blog.co.uk,2006-07-26:/2006/07/26/amusing~989267/Raivyn2006-07-26T13:47:46+02:002006-07-27T06:49:11+02:00 <p><img src="http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9536/fuckyourz0.jpg" width="400" height="499"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://asylum.blog.co.uk/2006/07/26/amusing~989267/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:asylum.blog.co.uk,2006-07-26:/2006/07/26/my_new_waste_of_time~989225/Raivyn2006-07-26T07:54:49+02:002006-07-26T08:51:28+02:00 <p>Hey, everyone. Obviously, I'm new to this place, but I plan to call it home.. at least for a little while.</p> <p>(Forgive me, I suck at introductions.)</p> <p>I have so much time on days when I'm not working or practicing with the band, so I need something to entertain my hyperactive brain. And maybe entertain a few others in the process.</p> <p>I love going out to shows, whether I'm performing or just there to support other bands. I live for the music. </p> <p>With the dudes. That was an interesting night.<br> <img src="http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/3696/outsidejwma7.jpg" width="400" height="300"></p> <p>I'm not really looking to become famous with this blog, but I do hope to make some new friends. I love meeting people from all over the world.</p> <p>Geez, it's almost 4:00 a.m. now.. I guess it's almost time to ooze over to the bed and rest up for an entire day of doing nothing. Wednesdays are almost always boring.. it's going to suck. Plain and simple.</p> <p>Goodnight world. I shall return in the morn. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://asylum.blog.co.uk/2006/07/26/my_new_waste_of_time~989225/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>